Play Ground Rules and Life lessons

#1. If you pick it and eat it, you're gonna hear about it!
#2. He who smelt it, dealt it!
~counter~ He who does the rhyme, did the crime!
#3. The opposite sex is mysterious group! Even if they can give us cooties, we want to chase them! Even if they are less mature then us, we want them to chase us!
#4. (Ian's) You're pretty much gonna want to marry the girl that constantly punches you in the arm and she will be happy to oblige!
#5. NEVER EVER alert the authorities for cursing, Indian rubs, and your spit bro and/or sis statuses!